But that's just boring, I've
How I measure cakes:
Was it all eaten: Check.
Number of proposals: One.
Number of people who laugh at my efforts: 1,824 and counting (I was number 2, after God butted in with a few wise cracks!)
Obviously, this being mid "summer" in England the temperature was an unbelievable tepid 14C. So you can understand why the caramel was running.
And another thing, I think people who decorate their cakes are insecure. Seriously! I mean covering it in half moons of icing sugar... what are you looking for? Marriage proposals or something??!!
Yep, that is yet more milk chocolate bits in the mousse. I know how to please an audience.
So there it is. No need to pretend to be polite and inquire about the recipe.
Yes, I have spoons... oi! Put the spatula down, there enough for everyone!
Form a QUEUE!